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I Can Extract Objects from Mirrors Contemplating the cat in solitude before the wall 975 words 2026-03-30 07:23:59

1. Important Notice
This book will be officially published tomorrow at noon, with the first VIP chapters expected to be released at 12:05 PM.
Thank you all for your support throughout this journey, and a special thanks to Editor Ginger Tea and Captain Dragonfly for the continuous promotion slots!
The author may be a bit foolish, but I have plenty of chapters stockpiled!
I will be unleashing a lightning-fast quintuple update the moment it goes live!!!
Any remaining promised bonus chapters will also be released in full within the day!!!
What are you waiting for? Go subscribe now!
Barbara, let’s charge ahead!!

2. Routine Plea for Sympathy
I am truly miserable. (Sob!)
Those who read the post-publication remarks for my previous book know my tragic circumstances, so I won’t repeat them here. In fact, the inspiration for this book even came to me while I was looking in the mirror.

3. Future Updates
Promises should not be made lightly, so I shall not fail others; promises should not be trusted lightly, so others shall not fail me.
While I would love to promise four updates a day, I prefer to guarantee three to ensure I never break my word.
Bonus chapters will continue as usual: an extra chapter for every 50 monthly votes, 500 recommendation votes, or 5,000-point tip.
Beyond that, if I have the energy, I will add more chapters on my own (naturally, if the initial subscription numbers are good, I will have more motivation to write).
Some authors think it’s meaningless to trade bonus chapters for votes, arguing that if you write well, people will vote naturally, but I disagree. Every vote is an affirmation from a reader. There isn’t much an author can do, and releasing bonus chapters in return for that affirmation is the best response I can offer.

4. Piracy vs. Initial Subscriptions
This book is launching a bit late, and the free content provided is more than that of most novels.
In this day and age, those who pay for electronic subscriptions are good people (wishing you a lifetime of peace), and I am deeply grateful to those willing to tip. (Especially those who vote frequently and those who have followed me from my previous books.)
A book is like the Nine Alignments mentioned in the beginning; every reader has different tastes. There will always be those who like the book and those who don’t. As an author, I write only for those who enjoy this story.
In fact, when I was a student with no income, I read pirated versions too, but no matter what, I never missed an initial subscription. The launch is a crucial event for any author, so I humbly ask for your support.

5. Goodnight Group
Group 1: 521-295-275 (Full)
Group 2: 52-129-5275 (Full)
Group 3: 5212-95-275 (Open)
This is a warm (and surprisingly pressure-free) group for saying goodnight.
We say goodnight to each other, so why do we always end up meeting on the Rift?

6. Miracle Prayer
[Miracle Prayer (Tier 10 Divine Art): All subscribers gain +999 Luck and +999 Charisma, permanently effective!]
That’s all for today. The damn sky is raining again, and the wind under the overpass is particularly noisy.